At long last I found one! A Battletoads arcade machine!
I took a 20 out of my wallet and went running to the change machine. 80 quarters (and a slight muscle pull) later I am back in front of my beloved childhood friends Zitz, Rash and Pimple as we band together and try to save Princess Angelica and Professor T. Bird from the evil Queen and her dastardly Beast Police. I am so pumped I can bearly contain myself until I see this...
I can't lean a pack of cigarettes against the machine while I play?
Maybe in Communist China.
But not here Beast Police, not here.