Wednesday, October 15, 2014

At the 2014 conference of The Church of Satan


We decided unanimously to change our official colour to periwinkle blue. 

Oh, and special thanks to the cleaning staff at the Concorde Motel for taking care of that overturned chalice of blood for us. Just left you a 5 star on Google! 

See you next year, Concorde. 

Hail good customer service!

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

This bus runs on veggie oil*





*Because wringing disgusting hippy oils from dreadlocks really cuts into our time spent analyzing what Jerry Garcia REALLY meant, maaaaaaaaaaaan. 

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Curious George goes to Fukushima


Sadly, the Man in the Yellow Hazmat Suit didn't make it back. 

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Like the idea of going camping?


Hate the idea of leaving your condo?

Problem solved, you urban adventurer, you. 

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Bravo,



North Bay, Ontario.


Bravo.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Never trust a waffle.


They're notorious for omitting the truth. 

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

April showers bring May flowers,

as well as throngs of dopes wandering around taking pictures of tulips. 

Now admittedly, I have had my issues with The Canadian Tulip Festival in the past (go back into the archives, you'll see...) and this year I was really hoping for a fresh start, a clean slate, but it, was not to be. 

I don't think the international PDA between Canada and the Netherlands has officially opened its doors for the 2014 'Looking at Stuff' season, and yet it has already managed to burn my bunson.   


'Come to Ottawa, look at all of our royal flowers, eat, drink and try a beaver tail! But I swear, if I even hear you talking about recycling, your irritating, tulip gazing fanny is going to be out of here faster than you can cut up a six-pack ring. Hippie.'

But seriously, this whole thing is a dud.