Only in the 'Shawa

Best part about your father embracing, nay, mastering new technologies - He sends you gems like this!

Without you this (largely incoherent, and completely pointless) blog would have never been possible.

Thanks, Dad!

Authorized vehicles

*AND Party ducks

Only Permitted

Please

from making vague 'statements' in parking lots.

He never said much.

Flying Front Yard Fish

Are fun.

Meet and greet

The grass never grew properly, and he always managed to burn food at BBQs, but not a bad neighbour, all in all.

Somebody call Brendan Fraser!

There is a Mummy on the loose!