Wednesday, March 30, 2011

What do you get...

... when you cross Street Treasure, with a Sweet Potato?

A Street Potato!

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Double Header Wednesday!

OK, so I totally found candidates for licence plate and bumper sticker of the year today! The awesome bit is that they were on different cars... In the same parking lot!

Sweet Jesus, don't even tell me the Super Moon isn't a big deal.

Here is the bumper sticker.

I had no idea that fire was the number one threat to the sanctity of marriage these days.

And now for the licence plate,

I personally, cannot think of a better movie character to immortalize on the bumpers (back only for my Quebecois audience) of your car, than this.

Mostly because there is no way to fit "... then he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white, and the ocean turns red..." onto such a small space.

But what are ya gonna do?

Sunday, March 20, 2011

'Excuse me, Sir,'

'What is the return policy at the Treasure Store?'

'All sales are final.'

'Hmm, I find that disappointing.'

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Exclaimation Mark.


Exclaimation Mark.

Your silver 1989 Chevy Celebrity will catch air over this hill.

Proceed with caution.

Exclaimation Mark.

Its getting away!

Get back in your cell, don't make me get the hose!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Not necessarily Treasure from the 'Street'

Now this isn't the first time I have profiled Treasures from the indoors, check the archives, they're there.

But this one, everyone needs to see.

The world has sunk to a new low  reached new heights of greatness with the 'Rotissery Channel'.

If you have never heard grease sizzle and drip in full surround, you have never lived, my friend.

You have never lived.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

As far as I can tell...

This message only adds legitimacy to my theory that December 25 actually IS Santa Claus's birthday.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Charlie Horsepower strikes again!

Charlie sent me this Treasure with the following caption : Shouldn't there be a huge frozen fountain spraying out of here??

Pretty much bang on Charlie.

I would have also accepted a Clifford the Big Red Dog peeing on stuff in the wintertime joke too.

No judgement.

Just sayin'.

A special thank you to my dock sittin', Bud swillin', Marlie smokin' wifi swipin' homeboy Charlie Horsepower for this Treasure.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

To the tens of thousands in attendance, and the millions watching at home...

... Fighting out of the blue corner, weighing in at a sturdy 57 pounds, with the teal and purple jowls. Holding a professional record of 3 wins and no losses. Hailing from New York City, New York...

Frank 'On Leash Walks Only' Bullsworth

And now his opponent,

Fighting out of the red corner, weighing in at a slim two and a half tons, using a basketball hoop as a mouth guard. With a professional record of 8 wins 2 losses. Hailing from The Atlantic Ocean...

Pointy 'Steven Spielberg Ruined my Chances of a Mainstream Acting Career' McSharptooth

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...

Lets get ready to be bewildered!