Friday, March 30, 2012

'Not telling you how to do your job but...'

Read the message accompanying this photo, along with the following caption,

"Oh hi there Microwave, beautiful day out! Mind if I join you?"'

LG hits the nail on the head once again. You're 2 for 2 Hombre.

PS. Thanks for implying that doing this is a job, as that implies someone, somewhere is paying reading.

It gives me hope.

It gives US hope.

You keep up the good work and I might have to put you on the payroll list of people I give high fives to.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Soviet Pirate Raccoon

is pleased by the way you have portrayed him in this medium.

Thanks to long time listener, first time caller LG for making sure this gem found its way into my hands.

And for the record, this came with the following message - 'I wish I could quit you.'

Montreal is a hell of a town.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Says you!

There is no way the rest of that says 'for lawn tractors retrofitted with a snow blower salt distributor and tire chains'

Stickin' it to the man!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Help! (Update)

Remember this?

Of course you do. Now peep this!

The bell has been answered.

Well, I for one am looking very forward to this.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

When burying a body in the woods,

always remember to bring the body-dolly back to the white windowless van before you flee the scene.

 Just sayin'.

I don't know where you were, or what you were doing when you found this Big T, and to be honest I don't want to know.

But if you keep sending me gold like this, I'll provide you with an air tight alibi if whenever you need one.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012


Someone told me that someone else had taken a photo of this and posted it to Facebook. Well guess what Pal, I post the photos around here. ME!

Nah, just kidding, the more people who see stuff like this the better.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Well there's your problem

It's the gaping hole in the wall. That's the problem.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Sunday, March 4, 2012