Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Double Header Wednesday!

OK, so I totally found candidates for licence plate and bumper sticker of the year today! The awesome bit is that they were on different cars... In the same parking lot!

Sweet Jesus, don't even tell me the Super Moon isn't a big deal.

Here is the bumper sticker.

I had no idea that fire was the number one threat to the sanctity of marriage these days.

And now for the licence plate,

I personally, cannot think of a better movie character to immortalize on the bumpers (back only for my Quebecois audience) of your car, than this.

Mostly because there is no way to fit "... then he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white, and the ocean turns red..." onto such a small space.

But what are ya gonna do?


  1. Ring of Fire??? Lord of the Rings??? Bum on Fire???

  2. Sounds like you could use some Imodium - Wedding Strength. I know a guy, I'll get you a deal.

  3. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Wife-arrhea!

    Hey Pepto Bsimol!

  4. Sing in to the tune of the macarana!

  5. As if the Macerana wasn't crappy enough to begin with! Bah Dum Bump Cheeeeee

  6. OK, try the Gilligan's Island tune then!

  7. K, Gimmie a minute. I'm going to have to get in my time machine. BRB.