Here in Canada, we love your vast array of cheeses, your OG 'Green' technology - The Windmill and that statue at the starting (or finish, I can never tell which is which) point of the World's Largest Skating Rink.
You know, the guy with two hats? I don't really get it, he only has one head but two hats. Its art.
That said, get your damn wooden shoes off our Dodge Ball court!
Oh yeah, and Tulip Fest sucks!