Honey! Get the computer out of the car,

I found a WiFi hotspot!

Ok.

... Now what?

Cabin fever is setting in,

on planet earth. 

And it got a little weird after that.

... I think.

Happy Valentimes Day!

'We all pay for life with death,

so everything in between should be free.'

So, Bill Hicks got reincarnated into this rogue shopping cart? 

Duh, obvi.

Ever seen

Paleolithic cave art on the side of a piece of snow removal equipment?

Well you have now.

You're welcome.