When burying a body in the woods,

always remember to bring the body-dolly back to the white windowless van before you flee the scene.

 Just sayin'.

I don't know where you were, or what you were doing when you found this Big T, and to be honest I don't want to know.

But if you keep sending me gold like this, I'll provide you with an air tight alibi if whenever you need one.

Are you guys cooking meth in there?

Help!

Someone told me that someone else had taken a photo of this and posted it to Facebook. Well guess what Pal, I post the photos around here. ME!

Nah, just kidding, the more people who see stuff like this the better.

Well there's your problem

It's the gaping hole in the wall. That's the problem.

Factual Friday

but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

ketchup. Mmmmmm!