Thats not a PT Cruiser

This is a PT Cruiser!

I see you've played Nissan Maxima-y  PT Cruiser-y before.

Thug Life

See, this is why people don't use pay phones anymore.

NYC

Thanks MMV, this rules!

Bowmanville Zoo!

On a recent trip to Fabulous Bowmanville, Ontario I drove by a particularly clever outpost of the Seventh-Day Adventist Church.

Gather 'round kiddies, check it out!

'To prevent illiteracy, use a dictionary'

'Jesus Christ, God! Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep peacefully!'

Sweet log, Bro.

Just because something is on sale, it doesn't mean you have to buy it.

"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless."

See what Kenny Powers thinks of you after the jump.

Whatchu gon do,

When your cruiser gets towed?

Ice-T: 1 - Ontario Provincial Police: 0