Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Well maybe

...you'd have more money if you didn't eat it all dummy.


Thanks for the pic MR, 'you've got the eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes of a stranger angel!'

Officially

the dopest electrical box in town.

Monday, June 27, 2011

'... and came upon this awesome show of devotion'



... is how my dear friend JM and her friend A (thanks, ladies) describe this message they found in their travels.

I might have said something more along the lines of,

'I miss you who?
What?
Tennis?
It didn't go anywhere dummy, it just sucks, thats all.'

After all, it is the differences in the ways we perceive Street Treasure that is in fact the beauty of Street Treasure.

Who am I kidding, have you read this blog? Its like 99% crap.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

In tha (open) house

I always knew that the Doggfather was into cars.

But by the looks of his new bumper sticker ad campaign, he has branched out into the real estate business.


From G-Funk Crip to Town House Flip

What an enterprising young man.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Well actually...

'I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, we're going to have to hold Joshua back a year.'

'Oh my, how can this be we love our son so much and spend so much time with him. I just don't understand how this is possible.'




'He can't spell, Mrs. Smith.'

Besides, everyone knows that all the good bands are affiliated with Satan

My car IS EVIL!  RULES!!!






Wednesday, June 22, 2011

What ever happened to predictability?

October 18th 2010, Kentucky Fried Chicken released something called the Double Down.



It came with a lot of hype and prompted a whole slew of hipsters to eat one and post the pics to Twitter, ironically, of course.

The double down however, seemed to flop.

The bigwigs at KFC aren't dumb, and they didn't take this as a defeat. For nearly three whole months they sat around the big drumstick shaped boardroom table and tried to come up with the new 'doubledown'.

The exclusive release party is next Wednesday June 29 2011 at 9:00 pm at the KFC on Wellington in the West End.



The Colonel himself gave Street Treasure the exclusive sneak preview of the new delicacy.


Hold on to your fedoras and lenseless glasses, this one is going to hit hard.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Today

I went to Wakefield PQ and I learned a bunch of crap. Check out the crap I learned.

Wakefield PQ

 Is historically accurate.





And a leeeeeeeetle bit creepy.

Wakefield PQ

Is a wealth of information.

Wakefield PQ

Always answers when Nature calls.

Wakefield PQ

Knows how to party!







I'm pretty sure that Sharpie scribble says "Smoke Beer".

Man, I've been doing it wrong for years.

Why didn't anybody tell me?

Wakefield PQ

HATES ICE CREAM!


Monday, June 6, 2011

Some S.T. from T.O.

Many thanks to a skilled, OG, Street Treasure Follower and ride or die home girl JM (to keep up with her on the daily click here) for this radder than average stop sign.


One look at this and I was off to flip through my record collection to listen to an album I haven't given a spin in quite some time. Good call brain.




Thursday, June 2, 2011

Sadly,

Ms. Poppins was never seen nor heard from again.