Sunday, December 19, 2010

Sagely advice from below the flourescent lighting

Best I can reckon, this sign says, 'The best present is getting home safe and sound'. Seems to me like some sort holiday season anti drinking and driving campaign.

I also literally just realized that its double Treasurely because its posted on the inside of the bus.


But in all seriousness, I sure hope that baby didn't drive home, he is so wasted he can't even hold up his own head.

Thanks for this gem JN. You're two for two!

Nothing says Merry Christmas!

...quite like a borderline inappropriately posed festive statue.

Who cleared this?

Thanks for the treasure JN, great eye homeboy.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Warning (follow up)!

Silver lining; I found 34 cents.

Warning!

Regardless of what your pals might tell you on a Treasure run, never EVER stick your hand in a Street Toilet.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Awesome on exactly two levels.

Level 1- Caddy herse with a skull sticker in the back window.

Level 2 - While not pictured, this car is parked in front of a school with a 5 minute parking limit. Like you're in a hurry, why would you park in a 5 minute space acting all, 'oh I have so many things to do today, I can only be here for 5 minutes before my schedule is completely muffed!'?

Seriously, you're dead!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

This is

the dude I was talking about before. Remember, the single headed double hatted fellow?
Two Caps one Noggin
Well I found a brief comprehensive explaination as to why he is there.

I also got to thinking, that one time at the Tulip Fest with this big Aussie Cat, I had this delicious ice cream and waffle sandwhich thing. So I guess I jumpped the gun in my last post. Tulip Fest doesn't suck (or at least as much as I had originally cliamed).


Friday, December 3, 2010

... and the Dutch!

Here in Canada, we love your vast array of cheeses, your OG 'Green' technology - The Windmill and that statue at the starting (or finish, I can never tell which is which) point of the World's Largest Skating Rink.

You know, the guy with two hats? I don't really get it, he only has one head but two hats. Its art.

That said, get your damn wooden shoes off our Dodge Ball court!


Oh yeah, and Tulip Fest sucks!