Be Cool, Stay in School

I remember a time where people would say 'stay in school, or you'll end up flipping burgers for the rest of your life.'

These days are old, my friends.

I actually overheard a guy tell his kid 'Stay in school, son. Because if you don't, you'll end up making parking lot rule signs for a place that people flip burgers in for the rest of their lives for the rest of your life.'

Oh whats that? You don't think I heard a guy actually say that long winded and grammatically questionable sentence?

Prove it.