What do you get...

... when you cross Street Treasure, with a Sweet Potato?

A Street Potato!

Maybe he went to the store or something...

 Dave's not here, man.

Double Header Wednesday!

OK, so I totally found candidates for licence plate and bumper sticker of the year today! The awesome bit is that they were on different cars... In the same parking lot!

Sweet Jesus, don't even tell me the Super Moon isn't a big deal.

Here is the bumper sticker.

I had no idea that fire was the number one threat to the sanctity of marriage these days.

And now for the licence plate,



I personally, cannot think of a better movie character to immortalize on the bumpers (back only for my Quebecois audience) of your car, than this.

Mostly because there is no way to fit "... then he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white, and the ocean turns red..." onto such a small space.

But what are ya gonna do?

'Excuse me, Sir,'

'What is the return policy at the Treasure Store?'

'All sales are final.'

'Hmm, I find that disappointing.'

Exclaimation Mark.

STOP CHASING ME !!!

Exclaimation Mark.

Your silver 1989 Chevy Celebrity will catch air over this hill.

Proceed with caution.

Exclaimation Mark.

Its getting away!



Get back in your cell, don't make me get the hose!