Hey

'Sup?

At the 2014 conference of The Church of Satan

We decided unanimously to change our official colour to periwinkle blue. 

Oh, and special thanks to the cleaning staff at the Concorde Motel for taking care of that overturned chalice of blood for us. Just left you a 5 star on Google! 

See you next year, Concorde. 

Hail good customer service!

This bus runs on veggie oil*

*Because wringing disgusting hippy oils from dreadlocks really cuts into our time spent analyzing what Jerry Garcia REALLY meant, maaaaaaaaaaaan. 

Curious George goes to Fukushima

Sadly, the Man in the Yellow Hazmat Suit didn't make it back. 

Like the idea of going camping?

Hate the idea of leaving your condo?

Problem solved, you urban adventurer, you. 

Bravo,

North Bay, Ontario.

Bravo.

Never trust a waffle.

They're notorious for omitting the truth. 

April showers bring May flowers,

as well as throngs of dopes wandering around taking pictures of tulips. 

Now admittedly, I have had my issues with The Canadian Tulip Festival in the past (go back into the archives, you'll see...) and this year I was really hoping for a fresh start, a clean slate, but it, was not to be. 

I don't think the international PDA between Canada and the Netherlands has officially opened its doors for the 2014 'Looking at Stuff' season, and yet it has already managed to burn my bunson.   

'Come to Ottawa, look at all of our royal flowers, eat, drink and try a beaver tail! But I swear, if I even hear you talking about recycling, your irritating, tulip gazing fanny is going to be out of here faster than you can cut up a six-pack ring. Hippie.'

But seriously, this whole thing is a dud.

Honey! Get the computer out of the car,

I found a WiFi hotspot!

Ok.

... Now what?

Cabin fever is setting in,

on planet earth. 

And it got a little weird after that.

... I think.

Happy Valentimes Day!

'We all pay for life with death,

so everything in between should be free.'

So, Bill Hicks got reincarnated into this rogue shopping cart? 

Duh, obvi.

Ever seen

Paleolithic cave art on the side of a piece of snow removal equipment?

Well you have now.

You're welcome.