Haw!

Haw!

Mardi Gras beads

Just not the same in this neck of the woods. 

Feel Good Friday - International Edition

'We're all equal'

This taste of Guatemalan streettreasure has been brought to you by our South American correspondent SB. Constantly on the move with eyes peeled she was quick to snap up these beauts for you, the Treasurist 

You can keep up with her treasure hunts here and here

I love...

putting together unnecessarily complicated, disposable furniture.

But I hate the government, maaaaaaaaaan.

Feel Good Friday

                                  

Cheer up garbage can, somebody loves ya.

“Life is wide, limitless. There is no border, no frontier.”

'Now pick up your dog's crap.' - Bruce Lee

Long Weekends - a Tribute

Whatever you're celebrating, however you're celebrating it and with whomever you're sharing your celebrations, make it memorable.

 

Feel Good Friday!

Parking lots - one of Mother Nature's most beautiful creations. 

Finally!

The top secret entrance to the Pen 15 club. 

See, told you it was a thing. 

Wuz here

Smoking kills

I'm as mad as hell

and I'm not going to take this anymore.

Somewhere between Mattawa and Deep River,

evolution tripped and fell.

Party

over heeeeeeere!

Feel Good Friday!

The Saturday edition. 

The Hydro

Mega Ultimate Super Excellent Utopia Museum

Maybe needs to reel it back on the acronym use.  

HD

'MP3 DVD LCD CD VCR WIFI, son!' - Xzibit

Many thanks

to everyone who attended the inaugural 'Street Treasure Swap Meet and Speed Date Friday' 

Clearly, the event was a roaring success! 

It brought so much joy to the hearts of us here at Street Treasure to see our fellow enthusiasts leave with a new sense of wonder with the, wait never mind. This photo isn't from the 'Street Treasure Swap Meet And Speed Date Friday', this is a photo of box of crap that's been emptied out onto the side walk. 

Enjoy!

Found!

Last seen with man approximately 167 years old, long white beard wearing a sparkly purple cloak, walking with a cane. 

If you know this man, please contact me @streettreasure on twitter or Instagram. 

Coming up next on, 'Street Creatures with Sir David Attenborough'...

Quietly now, an illusive Hedge Weasel makes its way out of the safety of its home to feast on local fare.

The Hedge Weasel feeds primarily on fast food garbage tossed from cars, dropped Kleenex and his favourite treat, cigarette butts.

Lets watch.

Something seems off...

I'm new here.

Hey everyone! My name is Bill Alliston, I just got down to Endor this morning, really excited to get to work with what looks like a great team.

Quick question before we get to it; has anyone had the chance to install the crash prevention modules on the new 74-Z Speeder Bikes?

A lot can happen in a decade...

'"Bite Roy on the neck, Montecore" she said. "It will force them to set us free" she said. "It will be the greatest thing to ever happen to us" she said.

'Now look us! We went from The Mirage to a dumpster! We had it all!'

'Shut up, Montecore. you're going to wake the baby.'

Tulip Festival 2013

So, I found this disembodied, physical representation of the world renowned Ottawa Tulip Festival not 300 yards from one of the festivals premiere destinations.

I can come to only two possible explanations as to how this monolithic tulip met its ultimate demise.

1. A group of unruly hoodlums undertook a prank far too ambitious given their limited experience in mildly upsetting the tulip enthusiast.

Or

2. The tulip, upon being struck by an errant roman candle blast, became self aware and caught a glimpse of the 'No Dogs Allowed' sign. In protest of this ridiculous display of canine discrimination, he uprooted himself and left. Being a tulip, he did not make it far, but this selfless act for the egalitarian treatment of dogs at the Ottawa Tulip Festival will not soon be forgotten.

On second thought, its clearly the latter. If you really want to upset the tulip enthusiast, just remind them that they are in fact, a tulip enthusiast. I would find that terribly upsetting. 

And for Pete's sake! Change the no dogs rule. Its unnecessary and it hurts my dog's feelings. 

Good luck sleeping tonight with that on your conscious, Ottawa Tulip Festival operations committee.

Only in the 'Shawa

Best part about your father embracing, nay, mastering new technologies - He sends you gems like this!

Without you this (largely incoherent, and completely pointless) blog would have never been possible.

Thanks, Dad!

Authorized vehicles

*AND Party ducks

Only Permitted

Please

from making vague 'statements' in parking lots.

He never said much.

Flying Front Yard Fish

Are fun.

Meet and greet

The grass never grew properly, and he always managed to burn food at BBQs, but not a bad neighbour, all in all.

Somebody call Brendan Fraser!

There is a Mummy on the loose!

Giant Hamburger

That is all.

Happy Easter!

Ahhhh! Who said that!

Alberta plywood

'Till I die.

Garbage collection of the future,

Looks a lot like garbage collection of present times.

So there's that to look forward to.

Liar!

For a few short hours every day

these weary travelers get to rest.

In the

Jungle city, the mighty jungle city the lion sleeps is wide awake tonight in the middle of the day.

Winterlude 2013

I went to some Winterlude festivities this past weekend to conjure up some content for my progressively less active 'photo blog' (I'll get it together one of these days). 

And in true Streettreasurian fashion this is what I came up with.

Winterlude 2013 - Try the taffy!

Who is reading this crap?

Which one of you wise guys

Has been messing around with my prescription? I'm seeing double over here.

Caution!

Do not take your cordless phone off the dock in the kitchen, take it in your car and try to send a text message while driving.

It's illegal.