Wait..

What if the fire is... Nah, that'll never happen.

Kettleman's on Carling Ave. ain't nothin' ta ...

While it is a well known fact that some like their sugar with coffee and cream,

Best cream despenser ever.

others just skip the coffee and sugar all together, fool.

Who is doing this?

As if walking around in the winter isn't dodgy enough, some dingus is running around and placing very small patches of salt on the walk ways.

Not enough to make it so you don't have to be constantly bracing for a fall, but just enough to remind you how effective salt COULD be.

Thanks, dude.

Close up next!



I bet those paw prints belong to one handsome Labrador



I know this one looks like pee, maybe left by a stumbling troubadour on his way home from the pub, but no; rock salt. I investigated.

This one isn't as bad as the others, but when the parts of the road where the cars tires are supposed to go are covered in snow, and the middle part is cleared, someone has made an error.

Look at it. That useless, minute clearing is mocking me. Its mocking you. Its mocking us.

Cheers!

To terrible decision making!

GO LEAFS.

Lets do the time warp again!

Alas, young Gentlemen, find ye some lodging!

I can remember...

a simpler time...

When boys could be boys, dogs had their days, people were happy with what they had,


I don't know how he plans to flag down a bus without a bus pass taped to a twig arm.



and snowmen, yes, snowmen didn't have to take public transit.

Well said.

Thing is, I don't even have anything to say about this one. Well other than that I firmly belive this phrase could have only been prepared by an OG Wordsmith working at his or her maximum capacity.

Are you for real?

At long last I found one! A Battletoads arcade machine!

I took a 20 out of my wallet and went running to the change machine. 80 quarters (and a slight muscle pull) later I am back in front of my beloved childhood friends Zitz, Rash and Pimple as we band together and try to save Princess Angelica and Professor T. Bird from the evil Queen and her dastardly Beast Police. I am so pumped I can bearly contain myself until I see this...

I can't lean a pack of cigarettes against the machine while I play?

Maybe in Communist China.

But not here Beast Police, not here.

Guerilla Style Winter Camping is:

FUN!

And REALLY SKETCHY!

It may not look that gnarly, but those embers are like 20 odd feet up!

Big time delay.

Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year.

I've been sick.

Back on the ship though, with Red Lobster sized chest full of treasure.

Stay tuned my dear Treasureists, stay tuned.