Thursday, September 29, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I'm really gonna enjoy this...

Say it right, Frenchie! Its CHOWDER!

I like the way you think MR, thanks for taking time out of your day to fax this one over to me.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Cross it! I dare ya!

Hey! there is no smoking in here, take it outside! No, not that side, the other side.

Thanks to my home girl E for this pic and caption sent all the way Halifax NS.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Lock up your balustrades!

Its been making out with banisters all over town!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Hey Backboard!

Dr. Huxtable called,

he wants his sweater back.

Thanks for nothing,

Black Metal.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

I don't need LSD or PCP, I get high  on G-O-D

on this big mushroom I found under the highway.

Sounds kinda crappy...

As common colloquialism refers to 'Number One' as urine,

I can't help but wonder whats for dinner tonight.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

As we had well learned

two posts ago, some lamp posts get cozies. Today we learn that others are smugly indifferent to the whole thing.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Take the next right,

to the Unintelligible Sign Makers Society's 2nd annual BBQ and Fun Run!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Its 10 degrees outside,

Don't forget to bring your,

lamp post cozy?

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Me too, homie.


One does not simply walk into Gnar Door.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

This arrived via air mail courtesy of my bro PM. He accompanied it with the following caption:

'Welcome to Worst Case Ontario'

'Nuff said.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Andre the Giant Has a Posse

In homage to a true OG.

I gotta say, its good to see this little guy Giant poking his ugly mug around a corner now and again.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Its for you

Weird bird in a gas mask.

Friday, September 9, 2011

You shall not pass!

through the fence, to BM.

What a mean trick.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

To the clinician, the acronym 'BM' oft refers to the process by which waste products are expressed from the body, in their solid form.

I suppose a big meal makes for a big BM.

On an unrelated note, Go Leafs!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011


My dear friend SW spotted and snapped this one up for me.

Mind that front tire, she looks a bit woozy from the boozy.

The Outdoor Room

So, before my little repose, I left an open invitation to aid in a piece's evolution, I called it The Outdoor Room (I was thinking of calling it, 'please rest, civil servant', as its near a govt. building. That however is another story for another day).

I knew this idea a little pie in the sky, mainly because my only reader is my Mum, and she lives far away (love you Mum!). But lo and behold, the ST faithful were into it.

Day 4 revealed a new table!

Day 4

All was well, or so I thought, the Deputy was taking care of business and the Treasure was getting bigger (and more comfortable). But then, somewhere between Days 5 and 6; disaster!

Do you recognize this late model sedan, DRIVEN BY A THIEF!

Hard to tell from the pic, but the Deputy assures me that this car was driven by the person who dismantled, packed and drove away with The Outdoor Room.

A dastardly act, I know. Though such is the life of the Treasure Hunter.

Stay tuned for more crap.