Chin up, young writer.

You'll get 'em next time. 

Hey

'Sup?

At the 2014 conference of The Church of Satan

We decided unanimously to change our official colour to periwinkle blue. 

Oh, and special thanks to the cleaning staff at the Concorde Motel for taking care of that overturned chalice of blood for us. Just left you a 5 star on Google! 

See you next year, Concorde. 

Hail good customer service!

This bus runs on veggie oil*

*Because wringing disgusting hippy oils from dreadlocks really cuts into our time spent analyzing what Jerry Garcia REALLY meant, maaaaaaaaaaaan. 

Curious George goes to Fukushima

Sadly, the Man in the Yellow Hazmat Suit didn't make it back. 

Like the idea of going camping?

Hate the idea of leaving your condo?

Problem solved, you urban adventurer, you. 

Bravo,

North Bay, Ontario.

Bravo.